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Girl Next Door...
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A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for $500 so they spent the night together. In the morning, before he
left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would
have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the
payment "Rent for Apartment." On the way to the office, he regretted
what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he
sent a cheque for $250 and enclosed a note:

Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for the amount of $250.00 for rent
of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the
following reply:

Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the
heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the
apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove your furniture

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