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(appologies to any Irishmen present!;))


On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yerz, sir" says our attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"
 

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I thought Tiger was headed toward the course in a MINI and came upon Zoooooom in a MINI coming the other way. Tiger yelled "Aye" and tooted his horn. Zoooooom yelled "Aye" and tooted his horn. That's an "Aye" for an "Aye" and a toot for a toot. :D
 

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mr.bill said:
I thought Tiger was headed toward the course in a MINI and came upon Zoooooom in a MINI coming the other way. Tiger yelled "Aye" and tooted his horn. Zoooooom yelled "Aye" and tooted his horn. That's an "Aye" for an "Aye" and a toot for a toot. :D
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mr.bill said:
I thought Tiger was headed toward the course in a MINI and came upon Zoooooom in a MINI coming the other way. Tiger yelled "Aye" and tooted his horn. Zoooooom yelled "Aye" and tooted his horn. That's an "Aye" for an "Aye" and a toot for a toot. :D
Oooohhhh Nnnooooo! And how is Spot?
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So you've met the attendant down the road from me then...

Top 'o' da mornin to all me MINI2 fellas. T'be sure.:D :D :D
 
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