[EMZ]

small world ain't it will give her (Evette) a bell and get the gossip ........... Can keep quiet in exchange for some of you famous splits Emz

Can you tell Emz (if she don't read this ) Evettes recently moved to Newquay.

Oh I'm reading it! I have my beady little eye on every little remark you two make!
Can't do the splits anymore, result of a nasty injury last time! ..............Oh sorry you mean the full fat version, I guess I may be able to provide some!

 

[EMZ]

Should be a good laugh...but after talking this through with shedend, wouldn't the locals have a bit of an advantage in the old treasure hunt ?!

You have to be joking Poser, should have seen us on the last treasure hunt! With wylie's clues no one stands a chance!
Be good to drive with you lot again!
EMZ & Daisy :yone:

 

[EMZ]

ok everyone i'm off to gran canaria for a week so keep the thread alive and i'll update on my return on the 11th, unless i find an internet cafe

Have a good one Wylie! I'll try and keep an eye on things while your gone!

Shed Mini 2 is my social life. Can't survive without it. I need a fix a day else I'm lost

Off to cook more splits now..............clotted cream, clotted cream!

EMZ & lil Daisy :yone:

 

[EMZ]

we're up for this wylie. ( Pam Pat and Karina)

We'll camp as well, even though we only live about half a mile away!!

If anyone would like some I can pop home and make a few buckets of mulled wine......??

Looking forward to it already.

Mulled wine yes, yes, yes
camping you nutter?
See you soon EMZ & lil Daisy :yone:

 

[EMZ]

Stick me down as a definite please Wylie as depending on where it starts we maybe able to stay with some of Matts family for the weekend!

Hi Trainman great to have you on board. Acting as Wylie's secretary while he is away, will pass your interest on to him when he gets back!

we're up for this wylie. ( Pam Pat and Karina)

We'll camp as well, even though we only live about half a mile away!!

If anyone would like some I can pop home and make a few buckets of mulled wine......??

Looking forward to it already.

Hi Pam, You provide the Mulled wine , I'll provide the splits and cream. With that and the oggie pasties we had better provide 'Rennies' as well!

EMZ & Lil Daisy :yone:

 

[EMZ]

Pam and trainman added. It´s 27 degrees c and blue skies... beer is lovely and cold and i´ve spotted a MINI, reckon there can´t be more than one or two on the island...

see you all soon

Wylie

Wylie you are supposed to be having a break with the family! Not surfing the net! Now get back to laying on the beach!

 

[EMZ]

addiction is a terrible thing.........

Must be shed cause we're back again as well!

 

[EMZ]

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yone: :yone: :yone: :yone:

Hello anyone out there?

 

[EMZ]

Who?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

:black: :gold: :black: :gold: :black: :gold: :black:

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone if I let this thread die before Wylie gets back from hols I'll be in for more stick from him than ever!!!!!!!

:black: :yone: :black: :yone: :black:

The Kernow Black and gold rules OK! ( Quick Nigel, need my medication!)

 

[EMZ]

Now you've done it you two!
I said i had to keep the thread going not turn it into some smutty little off mini topic thing

Mind you that person who at this minute is sitting on a sunny beach somewhere, is in big bother when he gets back! I've just read the first message on here again!

[Quote: Originally Posted by wylie_eyed]
To make things fair, everyone who participates in the autotest will do so in the same car........ a MINI D (thanks Emz)

Cheeky G** Just because with all the fuel his would use it would cost to much! #

(Love you really Wylie )

 

[EMZ]

How the hell are we going to all fit in at once

Shedend. IF I was going to let him use Daisy and only if, it wouldn't be a prob! Remember she's a strong minded, healthy and economic Diesel. I'd just have to put you in a trailer and tow you : :yone::____________________ ::black: :indi: :rone: :bone: :dark: :yeblack: :wone: :red: :indi: :eb: :ebblack:

 

[EMZ]

Shedend, lol, the truth is your just worried she'd manage it

 

[EMZ]

Okay I guess this pic' will be a little too h'otter then you would like on this thread then?

There was me thinking I'd be looking at a juicy Mini, or even better a sexy bloke


I don't know Mini Cornwall & an Honorary Mini Cornwall member try to keep the thread going and he threatens to 'slap' us there's gratitude for ya

I know where your coming from Shedend, what an ungrateful little pasty man. All those hours I HAD to spend suffering on this thread just to keep it going for him

Welcome back Wylie..........did you sit at the back of the plane?
always safer - when was the last time you heard of a plane reversing into a mountain

I don't think he has been away! he's been sat at home spying on us!

 

[EMZ]

There was me thinking I'd be looking at a juicy Mini, or even better a sexy bloke

Its a Mini Otter ain't it?
& a male one at that

I like my men rough ready and hairy, but not that hairy

 

[EMZ]

hi pest good to see you back. Did you all have a good break?

Talk soon,

Emz & lil :yone:

 

[EMZ]

great idea, i will pass it to my secretary..... (shouts) EMZZZZZZZZZ

The secretary is on strike! Didn't get a post card And on top of that my head hurts cause I used up my last brain cell on the Off Banter forum last night!

http://www.mini2.com/forum/showthread.php?t=73680&onlybyuserid=0&page=1&pp=15

Didn't do me much good in work today, kids had me running round in circles changing past tense to present tense . Now to top it all I find I'm supposed to be producing pasties on my thighs Is that while doing the splits as well? (Devonshire splits that is which are cute little sweet white rolls for those who don't know. Don't want an 18cert put on here )

 

[EMZ]

Nobody got a postcard, but i still kept in contact so doesn't that count?



The thought of you doing the splits...... ooooooooo

Bet you I can

 

[EMZ]

so do i... he's 6ft 6 and drives a cooper

What position do you have to do to fit in if you are 6ft 6?

 

[EMZ]

come on people, for this run to be a roaring succes that the forum deserves we need more people to express an interest, please, please tell all your fellow club members forum buddies etc, lets show the country how passionate we are about our cars.

I'm not passionate I'm obsessed :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone:

 

[EMZ]

but have you ever asked yourself am I obsessed enough.............

Lets see......check list for mini obsession:
1. I have the car it's self, the yellow mini rucksack, the yellow mini air freshener.
2. My phone plays The self preservation society, it has a pic of Daisy for wallpaper, even my voicemail has a Michael Caine impersonation.
3. I panic if I don't wash Daisy at least 3 times a week.
4. I park her near other minis where ever possible.
5.When I lock her I then double check I have & then double check again for good measure.
6.I have no friends left because I get the shakes if the word mini doesn't come up in any conversation.
7. Finally as Wylie can vouch I have a virtual nervous breakdown if I cannot get onto mini2 every day!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yone: :yone: :yone: :yone: