i would have him as my bi@ch he could start by cleaning my car then get his ass back inside get the drinks then get on all fours and be a foot stool for me for the night until it was bed time then he could stand outside the room all night making sure i was safe and people kept the noise down when passing
well, i was going to bring the clamshell bikini for myself ... but i might see if they have one with longer straps for jords instead
there's a great costume place just around the corner from where i work ... i'd be happy to take orders if anyone wants me to pick something up for jordan to wear ...
if you're coming to oxford, let me know and i'll buy you a cookie maybe even a glass of milk to go with it.
anyway, i like the suggestion you made in my rep of uses for you ... that might be worth seeing if you can pull it off ... currently, i think the bets are on you failing to do what you said you'd do ....
well, just to spark some interest ... i mentioned to J that I might just buy him and put him in the service of another lady on the forum ... and this is the response i got:
please dont ! buy me and make me spend an hour with a sexy lady lol !!
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