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How accurate is their profile of the average MINI owner?
Step forward if this is you. :D

...In the more immediate future, sources at BMW's Cowley factory say that designers are preparing a unique special edition aimed at the car's core market - vacuous blond girls who work in PR. "The Mini has been a huge success amongst the kind of bright eyed thicko women whose flirtatious phone manner belies their utter inability to do anything remotely constructive except drink endless cups of low fat aspirational coffee, go for long lunches and wear stupid pointy shoes," said one Mini marketing source. "We've carefully designed this model so cater for their needs, which is why it will come with a pair of those stupid, slightly wrap around pink tinted sunglasses, some sort of flimsy cloth handbag that cost £250 and a big pile of Pret a Manger vouchers". The special edition Mini Cooper Emma will be launched as soon as one of these women returns your phone call as promised. So basically never...
 

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Mike Clarke said:
How accurate is their profile of the average MINI owner?
Step forward if this is you. :D

...In the more immediate future, sources at BMW's Cowley factory say that designers are preparing a unique special edition aimed at the car's core market - vacuous blond girls who work in PR. "The Mini has been a huge success amongst the kind of bright eyed thicko women whose flirtatious phone manner belies their utter inability to do anything remotely constructive except drink endless cups of low fat aspirational coffee, go for long lunches and wear stupid pointy shoes," said one Mini marketing source. "We've carefully designed this model so cater for their needs, which is why it will come with a pair of those stupid, slightly wrap around pink tinted sunglasses, some sort of flimsy cloth handbag that cost £250 and a big pile of Pret a Manger vouchers". The special edition Mini Cooper Emma will be launched as soon as one of these women returns your phone call as promised. So basically never...
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I think my favourite is the MG not-an-ad.

It's twatting quick and oversteers like a :bad::bad::bad::bad::bad::bad::bad:
 
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