[Intrepid]

I leave my Mini alone for a week and I can barely recognise her She's COVERED in bird t8rd... Bad for paint, and bad for me having to clear it all off... why pick on her?

Anyone else suffer from this?

Now I have to put plastic bags on the wing mirrors and put tarpaulin on the roof... Short of buying a cover or attaching a scarecrow to her is there anything else I can do?

 

[Hickster]

Get a cat... they soon scare off the birds . Only Magpies and Seagulls around here so I don't usually have too much of a problem. Only when they do strike, they do it big style!

 

[Humourl3ss]

You could always import West Nile virus into your ecosystem.

-CW

 

[monkeynuts]

hey i found bird shizzle smack bang in the centre of my front number plate ?????

How ????

and what kind of bird!!!!!

 

[CmdrVimes]

hey i found bird shizzle smack bang in the centre of my front number plate ?????

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