I leave my Mini alone for a week and I can barely recognise her
She's COVERED in bird t8rd...
Bad for paint, and bad for me having to clear it all off... why pick on her? 
Anyone else suffer from this?
Now I have to put plastic bags on the wing mirrors and put tarpaulin on the roof...
Short of buying a cover or attaching a scarecrow to her is there anything else I can do? 

Anyone else suffer from this?
Now I have to put plastic bags on the wing mirrors and put tarpaulin on the roof...