MINI Cooper Forum banner

1 - 7 of 7 Posts

·
Big girl's blouse
Joined
·
4,783 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
AMORE

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When Othello's poor wife
She gets strangled in strife
That's a Moor, eh?

When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test
Like you did all the rest
That's some more A's!

When on Mt. Cook you see
A tall aborigine,
That's a Maori.

A comedian ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That's a s'more.

When you've had quite enough
Of this stupid rhyming stuff
That's No more! eh?
- - - - -

Groan....

:rolleyes: :p :D
 

·
Big girl's blouse
Joined
·
4,783 Posts
Discussion Starter #6
ooooh, found some more, eh! :D :D :D

When two patterns combine
In a way serpentine--
That's a moire

If your vitamins be
Mostly C, D and E--
Take some more A.

Oh, you play "What I Say"
very gay; won't you play
that some more, Ray?

When a Canadian shows
You his mother, he goes
"That's my ma, eh?"

If King Kong has gone flat,
Rent the flick "Vampire Bat"--
That's some more Wray.

__________________________

I really am sooooo sorry!
:D
 
1 - 7 of 7 Posts
About this Discussion
6 Replies
6 Participants
Frodo
MINI Cooper Forum
Join our Mini Cooper Forums to talk about your new Mini. From reviews, mods, accessories, reliability concerns and more, this Mini Owners Club is full of info!
Full Forum Listing
Top