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I could do with a laugh and some of my best laughs have been about Jokes that aren't funny, but I find them funny, because I am in fact, a cruel barstuard who wants to laugh at them. :D ;)
 

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Man # 1: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Bob.
Man # 2: Oh yeeah? Was he nice?


What do you get when you grab a ghost in the butt?
A handful of Sheet!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....ummm...ahem....sorry...
 

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Whats green and if it falls out of a tree will kill you......
A Snooker Table

Whats Pink and stands in the corner?
A Naughty pig

Why do I find this thread so funny.....
No, that wasn't the start of a joke! Maybe a question better served for the Mini2 question thread :D
 

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1. A skeleton went to the bar and asked for a pint of larger and a mop....... a

mop ha get it ha ha....oh well

2. Have you seen the new 24 hour chinese opened up at the bottom of your road??

Its called wokaround the clock


:D
 

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Sebby said:
1. A skeleton went to the bar and asked for a pint of larger and a mop....... a

mop ha get it ha ha....oh well

2. Have you seen the new 24 hour chinese opened up at the bottom of your road??

Its called wokaround the clock


:D
Dya know, Sebby, I think those two are very funny.....
:)
:D
 

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Hat said:
what's orange & sounds like a parrot?





a carrot
HA! :D I love it

Reading the title of this thread I was expecting those jokes that shouldn't be funny, because they are sooo wrong. But they still are. And you try not to laugh cause you shouldn't... but you do. :rolleyes:
 

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a

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