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Big girl's blouse
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Obviously this is just sexist twaddle and I totally disagree with it....... ;)

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries ....... but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay..this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she's sexual harassment.

If you keep's male indifference.

If you're a wimp.

If you don''re an insensitive :bad::bad::bad::bad::bad::bad::bad:.

If you make a decision without consulting're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly're a pervert.

If you don''re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.

If you don''re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in're vain.

If you don''re a slob.

If you buy her're after something.

If you don''re not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your're full of yourself.

If you don''re not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a don't love her anymore.

If you want it too're oversexed.

If you don't................there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.


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Brilliant, Sprydle,

And as Marge said about Homer,

"I give him so many nags he doesn't know which one to take any notice of".....

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